Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink!

so um

i’m not sure if i dislike eggnog

or am just really bad at mixing drinks

5 months ago · 6 notes

um

i remember we were watching glee

then i threw up violently

people were laughing on skype and i didn’t want them to know

kurt and blaine didn’t fuck or maybe they did

and i missed it

today i woke up with whatever it was i’d been drinking all over my shirt and in my hair maybe

there are cookies all over the couch too

i’d say i’m hangover proof

but i couldn’t walk a straight line if you threatened my life so that’s cool

oh shit i remember crowley’s beard too

that was awesome

time to reblog some supernatural i guess???

6 months ago · 0 notes

there is a lot of wine in my body right now

but that’s okay

becuase crowley’s beard and all that junk

and i don’t even care that becky drugged sam

becuase the end result was that sam was all tied to the bed and shit

and i’ve definitely read THAT story before

these peanut butter cookies are too dry but that’s why it’s funny because it’s still awkward

o thpught you’d be taller

lol this post is so full of regret

6 months ago · 1 note