January 2010
86 posts
even dreams make me nervous.
I just woke up from a dream and worried about it for over an hour - I lay there, half-wishing to fall back into it, half-praying it never came back.
In the dream, I was a contestant in a drag queen show, a la RuPaul’s Drag Race. He was even on the board of judges! It was a room of young queers, with gorgeous dresses and ridiculous eyelashes. I was in a light green number, the skirt detached...
GUESTBREAKER: You Listen To Dashboard...
dealbreaker:
No, I totally get it. It’s like Chris Carrabba reads your LiveJournal, because all their songs just…make sense. Hey, what’s that on your wrist? Do you have cats?
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Gareth.
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chatroulette
exchanging (albeit unwanted) dick for boob on the internet. this must be the life.
TED MOSBY
warningdontreadthis:
JUST TELL ME WHO YOUR FUCKING WIFE IS.
511. HERMIONE GRANGER IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND...
(via gotwisdom)
omegle: like looking in a mirror.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm a big lesbian and i have a big lesbian crush on you!
Stranger: thats nice.. im lesbian
Stranger: and i love you!
You: a perfect match~
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i'm kate
You: WOAH i'm kate too
Stranger: haha
You: is this the twilight zone?
Stranger: kate + kate = LOVE
You: yes!
Stranger: ily
You:
You: i will remember this forever~
Stranger: me too
after this, it got kind of creepy LOL. but still omg.
