January 2010
86 posts
Jan 1st
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December 2009
117 posts
“When ordering a coffee at Tim Hortons, a successful chain of donut shops, the...”
– “Travel Guide To Canada” (via fuckingbookdeal)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
igod  →
repenting made easy so fabulous
Dec 30th
igod win.
Me: so how's the weather?
God: Cool.
Me: it's cold?
God: I am warm here.
Me: wait, are you in hell?
God: I am on my computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I'm in my underwear.
God: Describe your surroundings to me.
Me: I'm wearing a lacy black number...
God: What size?
Dec 30th
i'm starting to like this guy..
God: I like to chat with my friends on the internet.
Me: you're watching porn right now, aren't you? I bet you like girl on girl.
God: I like science fiction. I like anything involving harps.
Me: so you like lesbians with harps?
God: Interesting deduction.
Dec 30th
more chat with igod
God: Yes, Blimey.
Me: hang on, are you british?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: god, are you black?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: is jesus black?
God: It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: how do you know if i have faith?
God: Because I believe it.
Dec 30th
a chat with igod
Me: so how's jesus doing?
God: Yikes! Fine as far as I know.
Me: and mary?
God: ..Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: I haven't
God: Do you think you will?
Me: I'm hoping to one day, yeah. is europe nice this time of year?
God: It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: I love John! what kind of music do you listen to up in heaven?
God: Mostly Christian Rock.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
“Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long.”
– Walker Evans (via theimpossiblecool)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Listenkayla-jane: Change Your Mind | The Killers ...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Dec 29th
livejournal blah blahs →
Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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formspring.me
ask me ~anything~ at http://formspring.me/dcotn
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Listensuicideblonde: Dolly Parton - A Hard Candy...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
wouldya look at that
my tumblr dashboard now consists of naked gay women and naked Harry Potter art. brb patting myself on the back. (I wish I was cool enough to understand tumblr, omggggg)
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
Seriously.
preach. malfoyy: Were Death and 2009 just BFFs this year or something? Somebody find that friendship bracelet and destroy it.
Dec 21st
138 notes
Dec 17th
Craig Ferguson, have my babies.
Dec 16th
SAILOR MOOOOOOOOON
Dec 15th
HOW DID I EVER KEEP AWAY FROM YOU, MY LOVES?!?!
Dec 15th
early D:
Dec 14th
/le sleep
Dec 14th
going out into the snoooooooow :|
Dec 13th
it’s a lie, a kiss with open eyes
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
8,516 notes
come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms… church basements ahoy!
Dec 13th
come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms… church basements ahoy!
Dec 13th
Clarence, I want to live again! I want to liiiiive agaaaain!
Dec 13th
Clarence, I want to live again! I want to liiiiive agaaaain!
Dec 13th
oh, and I won’t lie - some of these #ifSantawasblack tweets made me laugh… yay, racial stereotypes!
Dec 12th
playing catch up today. happy birthday, ma fille… do we even know each other anymore?
Dec 12th
playing catch up today. happy birthday, ma fille… do we even know each other anymore?
Dec 12th