January 2010
86 posts
December 2009
117 posts
When ordering a coffee at Tim Hortons, a successful chain of donut shops, the...
– “Travel Guide To Canada” (via fuckingbookdeal)
igod →
repenting made easy
so fabulous
igod win.
Me: so how's the weather?
God: Cool.
Me: it's cold?
God: I am warm here.
Me: wait, are you in hell?
God: I am on my computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I'm in my underwear.
God: Describe your surroundings to me.
Me: I'm wearing a lacy black number...
God: What size?
i'm starting to like this guy..
God: I like to chat with my friends on the internet.
Me: you're watching porn right now, aren't you? I bet you like girl on girl.
God: I like science fiction. I like anything involving harps.
Me: so you like lesbians with harps?
God: Interesting deduction.
more chat with igod
God: Yes, Blimey.
Me: hang on, are you british?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: god, are you black?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: is jesus black?
God: It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: how do you know if i have faith?
God: Because I believe it.
a chat with igod
Me: so how's jesus doing?
God: Yikes! Fine as far as I know.
Me: and mary?
God: ..Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: I haven't
God: Do you think you will?
Me: I'm hoping to one day, yeah. is europe nice this time of year?
God: It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: I love John! what kind of music do you listen to up in heaven?
God: Mostly Christian Rock.
Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long.
– Walker Evans (via theimpossiblecool)
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wouldya look at that
my tumblr dashboard now consists of naked gay women and naked Harry Potter art.
brb patting myself on the back.
(I wish I was cool enough to understand tumblr, omggggg)
Seriously.
preach.
malfoyy:
Were Death and 2009 just BFFs this year or something?
Somebody find that friendship bracelet and destroy it.
Craig Ferguson, have my babies.
SAILOR MOOOOOOOOON
HOW DID I EVER KEEP AWAY FROM YOU, MY LOVES?!?!
early D:
/le sleep
going out into the snoooooooow :|
it’s a lie, a kiss with open eyes
come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms… church basements ahoy!
come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms, come to terms… church basements ahoy!
Clarence, I want to live again! I want to liiiiive agaaaain!
Clarence, I want to live again! I want to liiiiive agaaaain!
oh, and I won’t lie - some of these #ifSantawasblack tweets made me laugh… yay, racial stereotypes!
playing catch up today. happy birthday, ma fille… do we even know each other anymore?
playing catch up today. happy birthday, ma fille… do we even know each other anymore?